It’s Not Even Shocking Anymore

Posted by Nicho on July 8th, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, your Vice President, Richard B. Cheney.

“The Council on Environmental Quality and the office of the vice president were seeking deletions to the CDC testimony (concerning) … any discussions of the human health consequences of climate change,” Burnett has told the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee.

*snip*

The letter by Burnett for the first time suggests that Cheney’s office was deeply involved in downplaying the impacts of climate change as related to public health and welfare, Senate investigators believe.

Cheney’s office also objected last January over congressional testimony by Administrator Johnson that “greenhouse gas emissions harm the environment.”

An official in Cheney’s office “called to tell me that his office wanted the language changed” with references to climate change harming the environment deleted, Burnett said. Nevertheless, the phrase was left in Johnson’s testimony.

Cheney’s office and the White House Council on Environmental Quality (CEQ) worried that if key health officials provided detailed testimony about global warming’s consequences on public health or the environment, it could make it more difficult to avoid regulating carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases, Burnett believes.

When reality faces you and testifies against you, change the record to reflect otherwise. Brilliant.

Local Politics

Posted by Nicho on June 26th, 2008

Living in Roseville is a trip sometimes. After all, there was a successful campaign a few years back to ouster our Mayor who now harasses the current city council with the tenacity of an angered wolverine. And it wasn’t too long ago when, despite hefty public outcry from the rest of our neighborhood who attended several meetings at the city hall, a developer tore down a beautiful section of woods in what ended up being customer-designed houses (as opposed to the “dual-living units” that they originally wanted). Never you mind that one of the council members was looking to purchase one of the parcel of land to build a home on, which I think constitutes a certain level of conflict of interest.

But hey — nobody’s perfect. And that brings me to the mail I received recently.

Our city is exercising a pilot program called “The Neighborhood Enhancement Program”, which I find to be hilarious. The program, ostensibly, is to get people to adhere to the city charter and it’s litany of gated-community-like requirements. Some of these requirements are common courtesy types of things; IE don’t leave cars parked on the lawn, don’t leave trash about you property, etc. However some rules are just moronic. Example: You are not allowed to leave your garbage can in view from the street unless it’s refuse collection day. This leads to neighbors turning stool pigeon on neighbors and that leads to poor community spirit. And during one of the many, many rants available for viewing at the Roseville Issues Forum, the former mayor actually ran aground of very blatant truth: The City Hall doesn’t meet half of the requirements they intend to now enforce.

My letter was about some boxes that I was too lazy to take care of. They’re gone now, but I eagerly await what this new program has in store in the future. Why? Well as it turns out the City Council wouldn’t allow me to challenge my supposed violation directly to the city council if I wanted to. Yay for democracy and due process.

Meanwhile, as Roseville along with many other cities across the nation struggles with budget constraints to afford arbitrary and totally not politically motivated “inspections” of its citizens’ properties (like, totally), it seems that Roseville School District cannot afford to bring my daughter to middle school next year. In a form letter, that one assumes went out to a great deal of people, I was told that since my daughter lived within 2 miles of the school she would attend for 7th grade, and even went as far as to quote me the MN State Statutes on such, that if we wanted a bus, we’d have to pay for it. For the record, the letter states that we live 1.92 miles from her school.

Now, apart from the fact that they want my daughter to walk along a major city thoroughfare and cross over a dilapidated bridge over a major highway in order to get to school, a quick Google Maps search quickly ascertains that the distance she needs to travel is, in fact, 2.1 miles. Not to be picky of course, but since I was 8 hundredths of a mile within their measurements and want to take a few hundred from my pocket, I figure throwing that one tenth of a mile back in their face is more than justified.

But it’s definitely got me to thinking about the law on the books. And so I’ve sent notification to my State Senator John Marty as well as my State Representative Mindy Greiling (whose daughter I attended high school with, and who also happens to be the chair of the the House K-12 Finance Division Committee) to see if I can get their attention on the matter. Because it seems to me, during a time of economic hardship, that leaving families with the option of paying money they probably don’t have in their budget or forcing their child to walk along busy streets is tad bit ludicrous. And it ties directly to the arbitrary distance of two miles, not taking into account that two miles where one person lives can be vastly different from two miles where someone else lives. And I don’t even live in northeast Minneapolis — I shudder to think what people there must be going through.

I am by no means the type of parent that shelters their child, I just think this is ridiculous. Not only should my 12 year-old daughter not be walking along busy roadways and across highways to get to school, I don’t think anybody’s child should have to do so. It used to be that children weren’t supposed to cross major streets when going to school — at least that’s how it was when I was growing up. I think it should be that way again.

RIP George

Posted by Nicho on June 23rd, 2008

George Carlin

May 12, 1937 — June 22, 2008

“I’ve begun worshipping the Sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the Sun. It’s there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, reflections at the park… the occasional skin cancer, but hey. There’s no mystery, no one asks for money, I don’t have to dress up, and there’s no boring pageantry. But I don’t pray to the sun - it wouldn’t be polite to presume on our friendship.”

I am going to miss you, George. The world is a much more dull place without you in it.

*Cough*

Posted by Nicho on June 20th, 2008

My apologies for not posting sooner. As it turns out I can be busy on occasion. Who knew?

That, and I spent a good portion of my time recently curing a bug that my site apparently caught on the net. My first indication was after I downloaded the FireFox 3, like a good lil’ nerd. When I went to spam away some comments about gambling, I discovered, much to my horror, that my site had been listed as somehow unworthy and unclean by some folks who are now Google’s personal goon squad, stopbadware.org. Unable to even log in to see what was wrong, I had to resort to Internet Explorer and found that I had, indeed, contracted some unwanted internet remoras.

Since IE was willing to help me get in, I found out that I really should read update documentation a bit more carefully. Apparently an older version of WordPress allowed for this type of thing to happen. Joy of joys.

Rest assured, all is well and clean. And I promise to be more vigilant in my protection of the site so as not to pass along remoras to you and yours. Now if I could just find the code monkeys behind this nonsense so that I can properly ram them with a tow truck all would be right with the world.

Sweetness

Posted by Nicho on June 12th, 2008

I’m 34 today. When my wife turned 34, I called her “Sweetness” because that was Walter Payton’s number and nickname. So now I’m Sweetness.

If you want to give me a present, find me images of Imperial Stormtroopers or something Imperial.

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